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[–] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I wonder what happens at Doomsday? Does someone take time out of their suffering to turn the clock to midnight?

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, someone turns it to midnight, and then it's doomsday morning. And then later, when you get to work everyone thinks they're a freaking comedian when they say "ugh, doomsdays... am I right?" You'll have to hear some variation of that joke all day. "Oh man, doomsdays are the worst", yeah Bob, you're hilarious...

(And yes, you'll be working on doomsday, you don't get those off)

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

After doomsday we might finally live free.

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The problem is that some folks want the freedom to ignore yours and are willing to act on that desire.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, but I’m willing to ignore their freedom to ignore mine, and to act on this desire.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

You get a freedom, you get a freedom, everyone gets a freedom. Except the fascists

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago

That's when we finally get clarity on the owner of every tract of land in the world.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

That's when the big reset happens

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Pony rides? Cake and ice cream? Smallpox?