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submitted 1 year ago by ElCanut@jlai.lu to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he's literally Fortran.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I was born for this!"

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Nominative determinism.

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was born INTO THIS

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The heart is blackened.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

fucking golf clap

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I've actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.