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I'd assume it follows the same pattern in the relationship between wild and cultivated species/cultivars, with the wild species being smaller and less potent in the desired characteristics. I can see you're a much-learned person in this field of study, and I encourage you to apply for a position once we get the funding.
Are you suggesting that one of the traits bred into domesticated garlic was vampire repelling?
The people who who domesticated garlic were not killed by vampires, yes?
Would that then mean that growing garlic is an evolutionary adaptation of humans to the pressure of vampirism?
Would that then imply Italy has a significantly higher number of vampires than normal?
I would watch that.
Not being a doctor of botanoanthropovampirology, it's hard for me to say. A cursory search suggests garlic traveled along population centers as they developed throughout history. This makes sense as vampires would find it both easier to hide and feed. I suspect Romans first acquired garlic to address the vampire problem, but it's now a vestigial phenomenon in Italian cuisine inherited from the Romans. It would be interesting to compile a list of cities by population density and filter out the ones that commonly use a lot of garlic. The remaining cities should be the most vampire-infested, if my theory is correct. Subsequently, the minority that commonly uses garlic in those cities should proliferate along with their garlic, leading to a garlic-rich new culinary culture.
History of Garlic
are you suggesting garlic migrates?
Not at all. They could be carried.
yeah that makes sense
If carried by a swallow, it could grip it by the husk.
not much call for protection from vampires around swallows, i'd think
Vampire bats.
Also, I was referencing the coconut scene from Monty Python:
SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk…
SOLDIER: It’s not a question of where he grips it it’s a simple question of weight ratios. A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn’t matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
A slight pause. Swirling mist. Silence.
SOLDIER: Listen, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second. Right?
ARTHUR: (irritated) Please!
SOLDIER: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I’m not interested.
SECOND SOLDIER: (who has loomed up on the battlements) It could be carried by an African swallow!
FIRST SOLDIER: Oh, yes! An African swallow maybe…but not an European swallow. That’s my point.
SECOND SOLDIER: Oh, yes, I agree with that…
ARTHUR: (losing patience) Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court in Camelot?!
FIRST SOLDIER: But then of course African swallows are non-migratory.
SECOND SOLIDER: Oh, yes.
ARTHUR raises his eyes heavenward’s and nods to PATSY. They turn and go off into the mist.
FIRST SOLDIER: So they couldn’t bring a coconut back anyway.
SECOND SOLIDER: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
FIRST SOLDIER: No, they’d have to have it on a line.
SECOND SOLDIER: Well simple - they just use a strand of creeper…
FIRST SOLDIER: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SECOND SOLDIER: Why not?
i'm aware, but we've already established that it wasn't swallows.
Fair enough. I still feel like vampire bats might be a threat. Also, we don't know what reservoirs harbor vampirism. Perhaps sparrows are carriers.
how would sparrows transfer vampirism without teeth?
They wouldn't directly. They'd have to be bitten by something else that acquires vampirism from them and transfers it to another host, like malaria.
latent vampirism...
Yeah, I think that's how reservoirs work, but I'm not a public health expert.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_reservoir
imagine having to explain at the vampires anonymous meeting that you got it by cleaning out your bird feeder.
I think you'd have to at least have an open wound and come into contact with fresh blood since it's a bloodborn pathogen.
...do we know that? maybe vampires just have really bad dental hygiene
I think vampirism being a bloodborn pathogen is the consensus.
could be a fungal infection
Yeah, as long as it's bloodborn.
well if it's fungal it could have other methods of transmission that aren't documented due to lack of study. like you know how brazil nut allergy can be triggered through fluid exchange
Maybe. Further study is definitely needed.
If based on per capita consumption, China has the most vampires.
...And the omnipresence of garlic in Chinese cuisine would also be what drove jiangshi to develop garlic immunity, makes sense.
TIL about jiangshi. Thanks.
People used to think it works like this, but it's actually even more fascinating!
The vampires could still kill some people who domesticated garlic, but only those whose garlic was weak. This introduced evolutionary pressure, or in other words: by accident, they selected for stronger garlic.
It's like when you take antibiotics and stop too soon, leaving only the most resistant bacteria alive.
Vampires domesticated garlic and started a rumor that it repelled vampires. Tricked humans into pre-seasoning the vampires food.
This is headcannon now.