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Trump signs executive order to provide all men with podcasts mics – The Chaser (chaser.com.au)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Could he sign me three more inches? I just need 3 more inches. Don't ask!

Yeah it's cock. Can I have 3 more inches? No! I mean my own! No! I mean, make it 3 inches longer for me please! Man can you stick that out now? I just clarified the matter! Dude!