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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him (gizmodo.com)

submitted 10 months ago by gregor to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] rimu@piefed.social 105 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This will not end well for him. He's doing a bunch of experiments, all at once, with a sample size of one.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 67 points 10 months ago

Shhhhh, shhhhh, let him cook.....himself.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is how we get mutated supervillains

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Finally!

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You really want to live in a world with supervillains and few heroes, let alone any superheroes?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think we’ll have a choice.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago

Sure, but that other person expressed joy. I'm questioning the nature of that joy, not their agency.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred"