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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him (gizmodo.com)

submitted 2 months ago by gregor to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This will not end well for him. He's doing a bunch of experiments, all at once, with a sample size of one.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago

Shhhhh, shhhhh, let him cook.....himself.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is how we get mutated supervillains

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Finally!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You really want to live in a world with supervillains and few heroes, let alone any superheroes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think we’ll have a choice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sure, but that other person expressed joy. I'm questioning the nature of that joy, not their agency.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred"