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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 169 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I made the mistake of having avocado toast once and now I'll never be able to financially recover.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sucks to suck, I've lived in a shoebox eating dirt for 40 years and I'll probably own my shoebox one day.

Wow, that's the dream partner

[–] subignition@fedia.io 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I actually had avocado toast at a breakfast restaurant once. That shit was amazing. And $18. I finally understand the hype.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Very easy to make. Use good toasted bread, rub one clove of raw garlic on the bread, then use half an avocado per slice, spread liberally. Top with some salt and pepper and serve.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it’s not even really a “luxury” food unless you are buying it at a brunch restaurant. Less than $5.

[–] subignition@fedia.io 3 points 1 year ago

I'm so rarely in the mood for avocado that it usually goes to waste when I buy any. Love putting Tabasco in the cavity left by the pit, and eating with a spoon.

This place served it lightly smashed with diced red onions and sea salt, with tomato slices on top. Would have loved some crushed garlic mixed in but honestly it didn't need any.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Lol same... I've had it once and it was awesome.

Still paying off the interest...