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[–] GrindingGears@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You just know when you read something like this, whatever you bought is going to be a POS. This is pretty much an instant return for me.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I got a prostate massager with an instruction manual like this and it makes me shoot fat ropes every time.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Your mom's the best

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 years ago

This is pretty much an instant return for me.

Exactly. Because you know they are going to refund your money and let you keep it.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Ironically, there are a lot of solid products online that for whatever reason just refuse to use competent translators for their descriptions and pamphlets.