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Texas teenager accused of using poison to kill rival’s competition show goat
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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How do you even cheat with a goat? The whole thing is ridiculous.
projection
I'm not saying they're all the same, but 100% of the Vanlandingham's I have met in Texas have been rotten to the core. Real sociopaths. Smiling and friendly all while planting a knife in your back. And yes there's more than one example in my weird little anecdote. They eat their own children! (figuratively)
Poisoning the opposition goats, I think
Steroids, perhaps? Do they judge how hard a goat can headbutt things? I don’t friggin’ know. Never mind.