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Site: "I don't feel so good...." (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Especially if you randomize the fade within a given range over time.

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For added theatrics, after they pay you can slowly fade the site back in over a few days too, as if websites need bill money the same way humans need food, and it is slowly getting better after "being starved"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.

Charge them extra for working outside of business hours

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Make the fade only apply 25% (or maybe a percentage range) of the time at first, slowly increase how often and how intense the opacity is. lol

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Or, make it fade more and more for each "unique" visitor. Make sure it hits after they start their marketing campaign.