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The Purge (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by shderz@sh.itjust.works to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 114 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

In a world where The Purge exists, you think Elon wouldn't have automated security guns and maybe even actual robot terminators? Have you seen those movies? The rich fuckers are always the ones who come out on top, except the one time a poor person fucked up one of their murder orgies after almost being murdered.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

’cept Elon would cheap out any chance he could – his recent tech show proved he couldn’t handle anything more complex than animatronics puppeted by underpaid interns

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elon is also a ketamine junkie sex pervert. You get a hot girl in suit to knock on his door and decapitate him.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago

It'd work on me

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Did that have to do with his comfort and safety, or just some hobby he uses to trick people into giving him money?

These people use their power and influence to stave off time and death as their prime motivator, just look at his hairline for the best evidence.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He could maybe cause the bite of '87...

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

Yeah but he'd get cocky and take his cyber truck out. Then we'd throw rocks at it and break his "unbreakable" windows. It'd be real easy to get him, and the one who does is going to be the king of the purge. We'll leave them alone out of respect.

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except this is Elon we're taking about, the guns would jam and the robots would trip and fall and break.

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The guns would probably kill him... Mission failed successfully

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Who needs terminators when a nice irradiated zone will do the job just fine

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

A bodyguard would turn on him. Torture him first to transfer wealth then top him.

[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

but what if his own family begins to see the threat that Melon is...

then what...

who will save him then...