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[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Im a software engineer. Im super lucky i have a good resume, and don't waste too much time compared to some (i never send a cover letter, ill just leave a dot or "i was forced to write this text").

Just to talk to 5 teams, i need to do 10 code challenges/interviews (3 hours each) and over 20 other types of interviews for the 5/10 tests i didnt fuckup. That's a week of work. People pay me several thousand dollars for this time normally.

I don't think getting paid will work. It could be that there's an amount in my total comp that is meant to compensate my time, and a direct cash bonus if i do get the job or something (singing bonus). But we know theyll just deduct it out of what they were going to offer anyway

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Singing bonus only if you can perform 'under pressure'

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Does "Ice Ice Baby" also work or not? Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

It might satisfy some unit tests, but would probably fail integration testing. Sorry.

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