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Let me pull this out of my ass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't think that's how the where clause works

[–] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

The original didn't have the where clause. Post by Seth Rosen on X/Twitter: Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's a WHOM keyword in SQL?

[–] Dendie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hopefully they'll one day allow WHENCE as an alias of FROM