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So they were illegally detained and pressured likely under duress to sign an NDA, by private security?
Well obviously it wasn't non-violent, or it'd be an NVDA.
Booooooo, take my upvote
... All right, points. You glorious bastard.
Or just an NVIDIA? Make it stand for something apropos.
NVDA is NVidia's stock ticker symbol.
Yah, I was just expounding and expanding. I was suggesting someone come up with a larger acronym.
NVDA is their stock ticker
That sounds awfully close to kidnapping. Throwing a person out of a private event is one thing, holding them against their will is quite another.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/kidnapping
Fun fact: a form of "sequestered" is the word that's used for "kidnapped" in Spanish, Portuguese, and Italian.
I hope that NDA included a big dollar sign.
However big it was, they got screwed 100%. I would force them to literally pay me 10mil minimum for this and I would still think I’m getting scammed.
I'm sure they would agree to it, and then find a cheaper solution to stop you from talking.
Aha you see that’s where my blackmail subscription clause comes into play
Lmao what a shitter
To pull a Boeing. Mess with us and your Boeing to die!
I'd do it for 50k. I estimate that's what I need to set everything up so the rest of my life goes much easier.
I'd obviously ask for more, but let's be realistic we're talking life changing amounts of money here
It’s crazy how Republicans have made a year’s salary of money into something that seems so impossible to do without making an NDA deal with a billionaire who cant keep his dick in his pants lmao.
Like obviously that’s a lot at once anywhere you go back in time… but it’s also basically nothing in this fuck ass country where a few catastrophes can utterly obliterate your chances of ever leaving poverty.
Let's not get carried away here. I can make 50k eventually, but to be given it as a lump sum is a big deal. Like you said it's a year's salary.
50k is enough to get a decent car and a down-payment on a decent home (outside of the major metros) nothing to sneeze at.
Honestly a year's wage is a lot to recieve all at once anywhere in the world.
Knowing that there’s trillions in unpaid taxes, I feel as if though we are all deserved 20 hour work weeks and massive government subsidies while we get to watch a bunch of tech bros duke it out to the death in a gladiator style arena where their dork asses are given nothing but their own hands
I can support this
Jensen could add a couple zeroes to that without breaking a sweat.
I know he could, I know the Nvidia bean counters all the way from the top to the bottom wouldn’t allow it even with a gun to their heads