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[–] kn33@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope that NDA included a big dollar sign.

[–] dou9m@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

However big it was, they got screwed 100%. I would force them to literally pay me 10mil minimum for this and I would still think I’m getting scammed.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm sure they would agree to it, and then find a cheaper solution to stop you from talking.

[–] dou9m@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aha you see that’s where my blackmail subscription clause comes into play

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Lmao what a shitter

[–] NovaVeles@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

To pull a Boeing. Mess with us and your Boeing to die!

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd do it for 50k. I estimate that's what I need to set everything up so the rest of my life goes much easier.

I'd obviously ask for more, but let's be realistic we're talking life changing amounts of money here

[–] dou9m@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s crazy how Republicans have made a year’s salary of money into something that seems so impossible to do without making an NDA deal with a billionaire who cant keep his dick in his pants lmao.

Like obviously that’s a lot at once anywhere you go back in time… but it’s also basically nothing in this fuck ass country where a few catastrophes can utterly obliterate your chances of ever leaving poverty.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's not get carried away here. I can make 50k eventually, but to be given it as a lump sum is a big deal. Like you said it's a year's salary.

50k is enough to get a decent car and a down-payment on a decent home (outside of the major metros) nothing to sneeze at.

Honestly a year's wage is a lot to recieve all at once anywhere in the world.

[–] dou9m@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Knowing that there’s trillions in unpaid taxes, I feel as if though we are all deserved 20 hour work weeks and massive government subsidies while we get to watch a bunch of tech bros duke it out to the death in a gladiator style arena where their dork asses are given nothing but their own hands

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I can support this

[–] CedricWhaley@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jensen could add a couple zeroes to that without breaking a sweat.

[–] dou9m@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I know he could, I know the Nvidia bean counters all the way from the top to the bottom wouldn’t allow it even with a gun to their heads