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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon creates a mystery (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 121 points 3 days ago (7 children)

>buy Helium

>around 10,000 balloon

>gun

>attach balloons filled with helium to self

>shoot yourself

>let the corpse fly away

>no one will ever know

Thank me later

[–] dragonbringerx@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago (2 children)

One day, ballons deflate

Corpse comes raining down out of the sky

No one will know what the fuck is going on

Thank me later

[–] FifiSuzuki@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to thank you now.

Thank you.

[–] pinyaka@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Anon can't follow simple instructions.

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