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>buy Helium
>around 10,000 balloon
>gun
>attach balloons filled with helium to self
>shoot yourself
>let the corpse fly away
>no one will ever know
Thank me later
One day, ballons deflate
Corpse comes raining down out of the sky
No one will know what the fuck is going on
Thank me later
I'd like to thank you now.
Thank you.
Anon can't follow simple instructions.
https://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyle/brazil-priest-flying-party-balloons-lost-at-sea-idUSN22281921/
That's so many fewer balloons than I thought you'd need, wow.
On the other hand, I found an article with a picture, and even that many is a huge mass:
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna24259555
That was a fascinating story, did he not check the weather at all?
If i recall correctly, he didn’t know how to use the gps. It was a pre smartphone era