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Anon is a carpenter (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

There's a house in my neighborhood that doesn't even have stairs leading to the front door. Like, the door is three feet in the air, no way to actually use it for anything except breaking your ankle while drinking at night.

It is a good way to keep the Jehovah's Witness and the Mormons at bay, to be fair.