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The tricky part, I am told, is ensuring every step is the same height
Here's a video of a subway staircase where one step is slightly higher than the rest. Everyone trips.
Wait, isn't that just a hallway? Don't you want each step to be a higher height than the previous one?
where's the fun in that? Make the last step a little bit shorter or higher!
Funny story: I built the staircase heading up to my loft, and spent days sourcing the perfect planks for the risers so I'd have exactly 13 steps.
Forgot to account for the loft's floorboards and beams, now I have a 13.25-step staircase.
They do this in some castles to trip up the invaders
Not invaders but assassins. The people who belong to the castle will be used to the stairs. Any outside intruders will stumble about and therefore be heard.
That's a subtle ingenious trap.
"stumble steps"
also "trip steps"
Thats what these guys are for:
Somehow Lowe's only has these things in pressure-treated lumber. So I made my own for my stairs in my basement using regular lumber. And then my basement flooded.