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[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Just read this to a beautiful woman I know.

Her response: That's not going to end near as well/funny as you think/hope it will.

[–] andioop@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I like to think I'd find this hilarious if done to me. I found it funny enough to save and send to my friends. On the other hand, I'm reading it as a joke now online, not actually going through it, and I can see how if it had been done to me I might be upset. Not sure if I would have been or not!

(Am woman in a hetero relationship.)

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Beautiful (hetro) woman I talk to says: She would find it funny (her husband is a big joker), but yes, it could be stressful at the onset to be told your husband is cheating on you.

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