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For all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's test (media.piefed.social)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Just read this to a beautiful woman I know.

Her response: That's not going to end near as well/funny as you think/hope it will.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 weeks ago

Neither is your future if your wife maintains such easily exploited vulnerabilities.

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Blink 8 times if you're in danger

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 66 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Blink 182 times if it's just all the small things

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If not in danger, just take off your pants and jacket.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And your boots and your sunglasses...geev dem toa meeh.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Den get to da choppah

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Did they make a song about that?

[–] andioop@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I like to think I'd find this hilarious if done to me. I found it funny enough to save and send to my friends. On the other hand, I'm reading it as a joke now online, not actually going through it, and I can see how if it had been done to me I might be upset. Not sure if I would have been or not!

(Am woman in a hetero relationship.)

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Beautiful (hetro) woman I talk to says: She would find it funny (her husband is a big joker), but yes, it could be stressful at the onset to be told your husband is cheating on you.