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I hate this. I need to stop eating chips whenever I get home from work, so I didn't buy any. Then I get home from work and I don't have any chips to eat and dinner isn't soon enoughπ©
Try eating an apple.
I curve my craving for chips by eating a raw potato.
*curb my cravings
Son-a-birch you got me
*carb my cravings
Now I want stake.
I've got a cracked screen so it looked like you said "try renting an apple", I almost cackled
In this economy?
Apple phone leasing product placement is getting weird
Look at Mr. Reasonable over here.
I think you're mistaken, this is a certified Diplom Dr Reasonable
Maybe when they have nacho cheese flavored apples ππ
I do actually eat one on the way home. Very delicious crunchy juicy apples they are!
Sadly that's when I make worse decisions. I end up finding out I have oats or cocoa powder and I'm making some excuse to make cookies or a cake lol
Or eating a bowl of dry oats with cocoa powder on top.
I ended up making chocolate brownies after that last comment, I didnt have cupcake liners, milk, eggs, or chocolate chips... But they'll be fine haha
At least you are practicing a skill
Get White cheddar rice cakes. Are they chips? No. Do they satisfy the craving? No. But are they with eating anyway? Also no.
Eating rice cakes is like getting a handjob from the wind.
I won't have you tarnish the name of wind. Yes, her handjobs are nothing to write home but nobody blows like the wind.
I like em with a little peanut butter or cheese on them
They are delicious, too bad the ones with toppings have very unhealthy ingredients. (Chips aren't much healthier lol) I usually get the cakes made from corn, with a very slight pinch of salt. But these packs are gonna be consumed from top to bottom so yeahπ«
What would you consider an unhealthy ingredient?
If you say the word chemicals, I'm going to mail you my chemistry 101 book :-P
I buy those round gluten free things. I start eating them and they taste so bland the need goes away
Don't buy chips, buy good food to snack on.
Apples and cheese makes a great snack. Even quality peanut butter is better than ultra processed chips.
It sounds like the system is working as desired!
Drink some water