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For all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's test (media.piefed.social)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

WILDCARD SECURITY

It blasts the hackers off the face of the earth with orbital lasers! killer robots sever their network connection! It's twirling a revolver on its finger while smoking three cigarettes!

And sometimes, that revolver goes off in your face, and it posts your private key on 4Chan.