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How to get a job (lemmy.today)

submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A month after I graduated college I got an interview for a springboot position and I was telling the guy about my springboot project and he was like "we don't actually use springboot here, we use kafka instead" and I was just like wtf. Dude supposedly had 10 years experience as a dev and somehow my fresh out of college ass knew more than him. (Didn't get the job, still unemployed and its been a bit over a year since)

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago

See your problem was knowing how to do the job. You should have focused on knowing Dave. Dave would have got you in.