Programmer Humor

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submitted 1 week ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How much money do you need to keep the bakery running?
> 1 trillion dollars a year
How much revenue is it generating?
> About 50 billion

Yeah, totally worth it. /s

[–] psycholocomotor@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

well, damn, at least my hypothetical stocks in Nvidia will provide a return! /j