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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of cause its magic. We are pumping electricity into rocks to make them think.

[–] Beartotem@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You forgot to mention the tiny intricate runes we cover the slice of rock with.

[–] flilare@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

Then we harness lightning to bring them to life.