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I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share! (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 70 points 3 days ago (5 children)

-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
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GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6XsAAAACHdhbGRvQGhlAQIDBAU=
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ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAILoE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6Xs

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What a coincidence! That's my cat's name.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

I just call her whspsps instead

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

Bit of a mouthful to say, but I'll go with it.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

1000004193

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One developer in the whole channel who actually read the requirements smh.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

first name: your ssh public key

last name: your ssh private key

I think not.

[–] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure this name is to long form my vets office database.

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago

Maybe just shorten to b3B'); drop table animals; ?

https://xkcd.com/327/

[–] kzzzl@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

let's push some files to your github