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[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It is very good - I will steal it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now reverse engineer a matching public key.

[–] TwilightKiddy@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean "reverse engineer"? From man ssh-keygen:

       -y      This option will read a private OpenSSH format file and print an OpenSSH public key to stdout.
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Post the output when you run that on the key that was posted.

Someone help I'm being hacked!

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW