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[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You think she’d be content with a communal ass wipe?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The US elected him twice, so I guess so.

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, to clarify, Trump is the communal ass sponge found in a Roman public toilet.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Trump? Huh, what do you know, I guess he is old enough to fit the part. It also might explain his pee fetish. And the Roman's were also known for being pedos... Oh yeah, then there's the whole homosexual "blowing Bubba" thing.
Wow it would be hard to argue against you on that one.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Rinsing it out in the water is not quite the same as washing it.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Good thing they used vinegar then.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As long as there is no debris what's wrong? It's not like you eat off it

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 2 days ago

A) There definitely will be 'debris' in that sponge. It would be very difficult to thoroughly wash all of it out of a sponge, and for sure there are going to be some lazy motherfuckers using it before you who barely even bothered to try.

B) Have you heard of this little thing called bacteria? Rubbing other people's bacteria on your bodily orifices is generally not a great idea if you want to avoid disease.

remember that damn rotary towel in the public bathrooms?

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

It’s a sponge.