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[โ€“] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

better yet, this can easily be turned into a wholly positive thing: They just have to be informed that they're doing it wrong, that the proper way is to shower and then do a bit of light exercise.

Some people will really enjoy the way your body smells, but very few people will enjoy the smell of bacteria poo. Showering removes the bacteria stench so it's actually possible to smell your natural scent.

humans are bacteria poo brother, we eat and drink bacteria poo, like bread, beer, chocolate, coffee etc.