whyderrito

It's mad-libs kinda shit.

The rolls die head, of.. rolls die the pope is rolls die a BIG rolls die muslim rolls die conclave!

whoops, words are more honest than people

i mean fragances lacquers etc

derivatives of petroleum. gross shit.

humans are bacteria poo brother, we eat and drink bacteria poo, like bread, beer, chocolate, coffee etc.

meth. sorry. i get confused about hard drugs

not unkind, but you assume I don't try.

I call myself an idiot because I am part of the human race, and that implies a certain... inability to change, even knowing better.

mu

"Sorry boss, fart was too spicy."