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[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 156 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, Wayne be getting mad sun tanning in his Batman suit at night.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Counterpoint, explosions can tan your skin

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He’s too cool to look at explosions.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago

Def not just strategically avoiding a flash burn

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm not sure how you couldn't find it, it was the first link in my search: https://addamsfamily.fandom.com/wiki/Moonbathing Also, I didn't see any porn

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They were using the search bar on pornhub

[–] Fawkes@lemmy.zip 5 points 22 hours ago

And accidentally left out the "h."

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 4 points 21 hours ago

Some people are just really bad at using search engines and key word searches.

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Go on…why’d you stop typing

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Common mistake, that’s from when he was fighting UV Man.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's always someone arc welding in seedy badguy hangouts. Gotta watch that flash burn.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well there actually was this one DC "hero" called Dogwelder who, well, welded dogs to people's faces. With a welder that looked suspiciously like a plasma cutter. Maybe Batman teamed up with him.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago

I thought you were joking, but I had to check, and, no, there really is a character called Dogwelder.