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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
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Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't have a plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is no one here going to tell me why this is fake and gay? WTF do I come to the greentext community for? Just serious comments about people's own experiences? Fucking shameful

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Is no one here going to tell me why this is fake and gay?

Given the type of person who frequents 4chan, it is likely the most heteronormative and real-ass thing ever posted in green.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

my own experience is fake and gay.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Very very gay

[–] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Well it’s gay because OP has touched dick more than he’ll ever touch a woman.

Idk about fake though. It tracks pretty much with what I’ve known the average 4channer to be like.