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Being an arborist is one of the most dangerous careers there are, this "passive income" guy would probably die in under a year.
If that post was sincere, I will eat my hat.
you mean your tree.
Ever eat a pine tree, many parts are edible.
Reread their username
That's exactly the hard thing about satire these days, someone who would call themselves that in earnest is not beyond belief.
This particular account is specifically a satire account
That is much clearer.
I've met people like this before: I hope it's satirical, but wouldn't be shocked if it was posted in earnest.
Edit: Yes, I am now aware this particular account ia just satire.
Satire can be hard because people approach an Einsteinian ridicule limit at which point they become indistinguishable from the most blatant satire about them... But I have to take a stance on this one, he hangs a hat on it - "one of those morons". Come on!
Some people are like characters that escaped a comedy skit.
The account is entirely satirical.
Yes, I am aware now. Thanks.
My point was more that people who really think like this exist.
Who think "I'm going to say something satirical" and then say it?
No, people who earnestly say shit that sounds satirical.
Well yeah, satirists need someone to satire
Not quite what I meant but yeah, sure.
Pretty sure that account is satire
I've known people like this IRL, glad this isn't real through.
Edit: Weird downvotes, but OK.
I'm downvoting you too, sorry. I'm not sure why, but it seems like the popular people are doing it, and I just want to fit in. We can still be friends in secret if you'd like.
That's kind of you, but I don't know if you'd want to be friends with me: I heard there were popular people downvoting my posts and they might go after you for associating with me.
Wow, that's something only a true friend would say! Too bad about the unpopularity... Goodbye forever 🙂
You're not my friend, Guy.
Goodbye, I'll always cherish our interaction.
NOW KITH
No! It is a forbidden love fraught with down votes.
New here?
Not really, but what can you do?
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