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[–] mrsilkworm@piefed.social 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I ll do you a better one. Why is Jason?

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't ask - if he told you then he'd have to kill you...

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[–] cryptTurtle@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 8 points 2 days ago

No no no no no - keep up! We're talking about "Jason" - the one who was killed but came back to continue his task anyway... oh, I see the confusion now 🤔🤪

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Drax the Destroyed.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

because otherwise the javascript objects would be unnoted