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This is so true tho

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[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The amount of businesses with things you just can't touch for whatever reason is surprising.

The reliance on something made that is barely understood by the entire company makes me think that society will drag on generations after any kind of societal collapse.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Social collapse isn't an exciting day in your life, it's a broad trend historians will puzzle over centuries later. Look at the bronze age collapse for an example.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some dude in the year 2345 will be shitposting about how we didn't see it coming because we are dumb.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We did see it coming, but we are dumb

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Dumb and selfish, but thats not solely human traits

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah, and things can putter on for hundreds of years before they really "collapse"

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

society will drag on generations after any kind of societal collapse.

Reminds me of the Imperium in Warhammer 40k how a lot of the tech they use is barely understood or some of it is not understood at all. Like the adeptus mechanicus believe in the Omnissiah (me too) and a lot of what they do is purely ritualistic.

But lots of those rituals are just stuff like turning something on in the right order. Or other mundane things that have become an arcane ritual after thousands of years that need doing for a thing to work right but nobody remembers why it needs to be done or how the thing works. Just that these are things you must do to please the machine spirits and make whatever random thing work right.

Honestly there is enough complexity in enough tech nowadays that I'm sure almost all of us are doing something similar in many areas of our life. Like I would struggle to explain how the Internet works or even how my television actually creates an image on itself. Maybe a better example would be cars, a lot of people use them but don't know anything about necessary maintenance or basic principles of how they work.

[–] bluemellophone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You just explained the experience of anybody having to properly configure Apache for the first time.

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Configure the right incantations and the machine god will serve your web pages, brother.

[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Or more things will happen like the Bhopal disaster where a chemical plant, over a decade or so, laid off or failed to replace everyone who knew what their carefully designed multi-layered safety systems did. When those systems aged and needed maintenance, the remaining production people took them out one by one. Then 500,000 people were gassed with cyanide. 2,200 immediate deaths. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhopal_disaster