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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Congrats, you're a racist with a sense of self preservation.

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[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

How am I racist? I pointed out a fact


Virginia has confirmed a measles outbreak in Buckingham County (expanded to include Cumberland County) in 2026, with multiple cases linked to individuals who recently arrived from Afghanistan

The Virginia Department of Health (VDH) has identified that some of these cases occurred among Afghan evacuees transported to the U.S.

https://www.vdh.virginia.gov/clinicians/update-on-measles-in-virginia/

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well if you're a Republican... You didn't deny it...