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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now imagine if instead of recommending vaccination during an outbreak, it was recommended before anything happened. Crazy thought, I know. Only way this could have happened is by not having a complete moron obsessed with his countless delusions as the fucking head of the health department of one of the largest country in the world, is all.

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Capitalism when the plague outbreak shatters an economy and all the money you piled on isn't going to save you from sickness that doesn't give a damn.

[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Sounds like the deep state got to him....lolol

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 207 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Ohhhh that's gonna piss off the plague rats.

[–] manniesalado@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago

But, but, but...what about thew leukemia you get from those bad medicines???

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

The sad thing is that millions of people have actually been looking to him for medical advice, which is like taking wardrobe and makeup advice from Ronald McDonald.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I mean, when you’re going for the clown world they keep talking about, he is pretty much your best bet

[–] metermatic26@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Which would be a great move if you’re hosting a Halloween party…

Or robbing a bank…

Just saying 🤓

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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 68 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Vaccines are not supposed to be reactionary, they are preperatory.

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[–] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 126 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

[...] Kennedy told Bash “you probably don’t understand this because you’re not a scientist”.

The journalist riposted: “But you’re not, either.”

Lmao! Well done!

[–] snoons@piefed.ca 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have received +3 Mental Damage from reading that first bit.

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[–] SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today 143 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The health secretary’s call for parents to vaccinate their children for measles contrasts starkly with the many years in which Kennedy has been a leading proponent of misinformation questioning the efficacy and safety of vaccinations. Even since he became the country’s top health official, he has depicted a measles vaccination as a personal choice and claimed inaccurately that the power of the inoculation is waning.

Children are dead because of what he chose to say.

He went on to blame the outbreaks on religious communities who eschew vaccines and on global health conditions.

I mean... a broken clock is right twice a day, I suppose. But he should not be in the position he has been appointed to. More people are dying.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago

Half his audience are those religious nuts so he is effectively throwing his audience under the bus. The only people who will be his audience are the crunchy Karen types who have convinced themselves that they are different from the other girls.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry... It'll only take another 20 years to get back the herd immunity we already lost. And that's assuming the idiots who listened to him in the first place don't decide this is a liberal psyop and they know he REALLY means NOT to get the vaccination.

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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A broken clock consistently says the same thing. He's not even a broken clock.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 106 points 4 days ago (1 children)

To everyone saying broken clock and a glimmer of hope, you just need to read the article that it isn’t. He was just cornered and had no room to wiggle out of it.

Any hope that Kennedy’s measles statement might indicate a change of heart were dashed in the rest of the CNN interview in which he turned combative. Batting off questions from Bash, the health secretary responded with personal attacks.

He accused the CNN host of “saying nonsense”, “repeating like a parrot” and “making assertions you can’t support”. In one especially demeaning remark he said Bash had become “flustered”.

“I’m not flustered at all,” she asserted in a calm voice. “I am frustrated because you are the HHS secretary and you are talking about things that lead to vaccine hesitancy in this country.”

In a further comment dripping with condescension, Kennedy told Bash “you probably don’t understand this because you’re not a scientist”.

The journalist riposted: “But you’re not, either.”

Kennedy used the CNN exchange to spread further misinformation about other aspects of public health. He claimed that both respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) that is a major cause of infant mortality and Lyme disease were caused by manipulation of germs in laboratories.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

What a great interview though

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"I lost my virginity to an all metal toilet in Guam. It was Robert Downey Sr's 43rd birthday party, I was bill cosby's +1 and we were celebrating at the corporate training restaurant for Cici's pizza. The toilet penetrated me with the confidence of an Olympic fencing champion and I saw the face of god. They served corn dogs, but reverse what you're picturing."

-RFK Jr., 12 years old, mumblng to himself and convulsing before passing out in a ditch after snorting the entire contents of a full size fire extinguisher

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

what the fuck did i just read

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The truth, brother... The truth.

P.S. RFK Jr. probably killed a young girl with a golf club and the family had a "lesser" cousin take the fall. And his wife later hung herself. What the fudge, right?

[–] metermatic26@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Keep em coming guys…

Reddit aint got %#!* on us ✌🏻

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He should be personally, criminally, liable for the deaths and suffering caused by his policies. So should leadership that supported him.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 days ago

So should Elon for shutting down Usaid

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Grandfather Nurgle will not be pleased.

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[–] Carighan@piefed.world 39 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Oh how the turns have tabled.

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[–] aamram@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago

Imagine one of the dumbest persons on earth who is also a well known antivax telling you that you have to get some vaccines... and yet many people will still firmly oppose... We do live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

OMFG!!!11! THE DEEP STATE GOT TO HIM!!!

/s just in case...

[–] Steve@startrek.website 44 points 4 days ago (5 children)
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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Lord Dookie Diaper will be most displeased.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] 1egg4u@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (6 children)

To be honest im kind of surprised he backtracked, i was fully certain he would let people die and perpetuate an outbreak just to stick to his schtick

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[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

he should resign, he's way too late for redemption

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which is it? Vaccines are bad or get vaccines? It depends on the wind, it seems.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

The first phase was the "fuck around and find out"-phase.

Well, the fucked around and are probably in full damage control now

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

MAGGA: 🎶 FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME... 🎵

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Their musician should just play the guitar and stay out of politics, so I can politicise their songs in support of his enemies and tell him he doesn't understand their music.

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So, what company paid him to say that? He obviously didn't come up with that on his own.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 points 4 days ago (29 children)

which is it, vaccinate or not to vacicnate. anti-vaxxers are unlikely to vacciante.

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fucking rotten bastard. Someday he'll fucking be sitting in jail for mass murder.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No he won't. I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it, but I'm being realistic.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Someday he'll live out his life wealthy and entitled with access to the best doctors and lifestyle money can buy. He'll coast through life using his family name and resources to open doors and skirt accountability until he finally dies on his estate surrounded by dozens of people who'll talk about him like he's the second coming.

That seems more accurate.

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[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago

The weird right-wing conspiracy nutters feel the same way about Fauci. It's wild how obsessed they are with Fauci needing to be punished for a mix of unspecified and entirely invented crimes. Second only to Obama in that department.

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