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The Rock is cooked.
With the exception of Polynesian-specific roles like in Moana, Bautista can play every character the Rock can, and so many more.
Bautista would not have worked in The Other Guys. He's too good an actor.
"Dwayne Johnson's net worth is estimated at $800 million as of 2026."
Sigh, I wish I was so well cooked.
Most of us would be delighted if the wish were for a simple hug.
I would settle for half as well cooked.
Let's be honest, 0.1% of that would be life changing for anyone reading this
0,1% of $800M = $800K, life changing for sure.
That sure makes it sound like 800 million is a lot more money than any one individual should be worth while folks are homeless, starving, and dying without care.
Yeah, I cpuld be a raw version of that and be fine.
More like “well done”
Can you smell that the Rock is cooked?