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[–] coolie4@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

The Rock is cooked.

With the exception of Polynesian-specific roles like in Moana, Bautista can play every character the Rock can, and so many more.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Bautista would not have worked in The Other Guys. He's too good an actor.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 31 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The Rock is cooked.

"Dwayne Johnson's net worth is estimated at $800 million as of 2026."

[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 39 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Sigh, I wish I was so well cooked.

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 8 points 13 hours ago

Most of us would be delighted if the wish were for a simple hug.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I would settle for half as well cooked.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, 0.1% of that would be life changing for anyone reading this

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

0,1% of $800M = $800K, life changing for sure.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

That sure makes it sound like 800 million is a lot more money than any one individual should be worth while folks are homeless, starving, and dying without care.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 2 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, I cpuld be a raw version of that and be fine.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 17 hours ago

More like “well done”

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Can you smell that the Rock is cooked?