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[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sigh, I wish I was so well cooked.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would settle for half as well cooked.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, 0.1% of that would be life changing for anyone reading this

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

0,1% of $800M = $800K, life changing for sure.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That sure makes it sound like 800 million is a lot more money than any one individual should be worth while folks are homeless, starving, and dying without care.

[–] raze2012@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Even 8k for me would help me get out of my current gutter. 80k would be life changing money, even if I still would need to keep job searching.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Someone who's better with money than me could probably retire on a well-invested $800k in my country.

I don't mean retire at retirement age when you get the national pension too. I mean retire at any age and withdraw a sensible amount so that it keeps growing.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I cpuld be a raw version of that and be fine.

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

Most of us would be delighted if the wish were for a simple hug.