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Sigh, I wish I was so well cooked.
Most of us would be delighted if the wish were for a simple hug.
I would settle for half as well cooked.
Let's be honest, 0.1% of that would be life changing for anyone reading this
0,1% of $800M = $800K, life changing for sure.
That sure makes it sound like 800 million is a lot more money than any one individual should be worth while folks are homeless, starving, and dying without care.
Yeah, I cpuld be a raw version of that and be fine.