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[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He's not physically dead because they're keeping him on life support and refuse to pull the plug until after August 3rd. He's likely been brain dead since they carried him out of his house on the stretcher.

I guarantee that there will be a "sad" announcement within 48 hours of August 3rd that McConnell has passed away peacefully.

[–] db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Stop spreading fake news please, we all know he has been brain dead a lot longer than that