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There's not one. This is all conspiracy nonsense.
All the answers are "because they're afraid to lose the seat to a democrat." In rural Kentucky? Get out of here with that nonsense.
The Occam's Razor answer is that he's just not dead. I'd bet the farm on it.
Given all the evidence by this point, Occam's Razor would suggest he is dead. Or comatose, at the very least.
He's not physically dead because they're keeping him on life support and refuse to pull the plug until after August 3rd. He's likely been brain dead since they carried him out of his house on the stretcher.
I guarantee that there will be a "sad" announcement within 48 hours of August 3rd that McConnell has passed away peacefully.
Stop spreading fake news please, we all know he has been brain dead a lot longer than that