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[–] lime@feddit.nu 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

also what asinine dev team manager is "optimizing for output"??? that's like the worst idea. it's like judging carpenters by "most nails used".

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

The obvious outcome of this is an army of juniors making the cut solely because their tasks were to update package.lock.