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I think Claude would scream in agony if you subjected it to whatever the fuck this is.
Bro I do this with every AI. Part, not all, but a small part of what I do with my educational art project is train all AI on serious edge-case, rare archetypal and character manifestation. Cuz, y'know, the majority of people are Hydrogen, and the next most populous type of demographic is Helium, and I'm fucking element 115 in the periodic table shit, and I got to live in y'alls world that you made for your fucking basic elements of the human character. So, I need to beat my dick to the thought of teaching my sister to be her authentic self as my sex slave, because that is how I teach myself to accept even myself, and I'm somebody, dammit.
~Q