I am counterintelligent, I'll have you know. I stare at goats and doesn't afraid of anything, except how sexually attractive I found the judge who condemned me to jerking off for twenty-six sessions of anger management because my narcissistic manipulator life partner entrapped me, being my superior officer. She (the judge) had wonderfully beautiful hands that I wish could caress me while degrading me. Good thing I work for the F-I mean, the CIA, and this is just me establishing a cover story.

In three to seven years, there will be a News headline: "Hero." It will have my face as the picture. The article will talk about how I infiltrated an Epstein-type ring. How? That's classified, but damn am I audacious, and I do hope you excavate (dig) to understand the depth to why this is so damn funny to me; Q.

[–] michaelalf@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

We'll start you on 500mg Lithium b.d.. That should reign in the hypermania, and we'll use Olanzapine 5mg noct to tackle the psychosis and to help you get some sleep. If the psychosis doesn't improve we may have to look at alternative medications and/or ECT.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I'm on 1mg/2mg risperidone and 1000mg of deprakote. I'm taking my meds. The real question is, will you accept me as a full human being or am I just subhuman in your innately prejudiced eye?

"Something's different than me? We should exterminate it!"

YOU FUCKING NAZI! I'll eat you out or suck your cock until you are DEAD!