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[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

that is absolutely NOT the way that works in any functional environment

your ability to deploy quickly comes directly from your automation, and those automation tools - NOT developers - have the secrets in them

deploy to prod multiple times per day isn’t some win by itself… the ability for large teams (not 1 fuckwit and a goon squad of agents) to deploy without breaking things and in ways that are safe is the win here… anyone can deploy to prod multiple times per day… but anyone isn’t netflix (the originators of the “multiple times per day” line) with the uptime they achieve over years while doing it