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Sorry to bust your fantasy, but we never even married! Shes now a miserable middle aged woman with some other sorry son of a bitch :) Meanwhile I happily fap to hentai in my own house that I own after eating avocado toast for breakfast.
Well, you're a legit weirdo, so you got that going for you, I guess!
Thanks!