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[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Socks make excellent dipstick wipers, then once well impregnated with oil, they're good for lubing bike chains

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And once they’re 51% oil, they’re self-lubricating cum socks.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

And when they are so full of dried cum that you can't bend them any more, they make excellent roof shingles