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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'm going to destroy the servers and db then murder the janitor with a hammer.

Oops *deploy

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What's the point of deploying a janitor with a hammer when the servers are already destroyed? Smh my head.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 28 points 2 days ago

Please take a vacation!
He has a family. 🙏🏽