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[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Suppose that I decide to pack up the cat and everything I own and just disappear one day?

I can't do that with a bike.

Then you own too much shit

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

unless you and your bike are very strong and you have a large cart and some rope