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The onion sucks, and plagarizes better men.
Oh shit! -5 rating on Voyager and you're wrong here and you're a fucking asshole based on history. Go put a firecracker in your pee hole bro. Easy block.
Hey you need to be better, obviously this guy is struggling.
He won't understand the implication he should light the firecracker unless you tell him explicitly.
I'll do better next time and make sure I mention to light any firecrackers lodged in the junk.
Your blocklist is working? Mine hasn't in like a month
It seems to be working as far as I can tell.
that makes one of us. i tried blocking you an hour ago as a test before sending this and unblocking you.
I did just notice a guy I thought I blocked show up in my feed... I wonder what is going on.
the admins got tired of the mods complaining that people weren't just blocking and moving on so they disabled the blocklists? sounds like something the admins would do
🤷. I did just check and the guy I thought I had blocked wasn't actually blocked. Voyager is a little finicky with stuff you've blocked so it's not that easy for me to test.
like, in the last month no one has actually added to my blocklist despite me adding them, even from the web interface. maybe it's full?
Seems like a weird thing to limit, but maybe?
Good riddance, you are clearly an asshole.
Ha ha, says someone that has never produced material. You aren't a producer, you feed off attacking downvoted comments because you have nothing positive to contribute yourself.
21 posts of content vs your 3. What material are you producing? Shit?
Nope that's me producing the shit. Sorry, I lost my shovel
Ha ha, says someone producing nothing.
No you!